Guided by psychos - see what I mean?

The adventures of a mostly-blind Irish guy in NY, and the well-meaning but obvious nutcases I contantly meet thereof

Monday, January 10, 2005

It's all about the juice

Don't get me wrong, I do like orange juice, and I do like oranges. I just don't like them together. I can tolerate the normal about of pulp that's in OJ (I actually used to strain it as a kid), but the stuff with extra pulp is just thick and nasty.

This morning, I discovered my fam had bought the OJ with "juicy bits of orange" in it. It was like orange guava juice. If I wanted juicy bits of orange, I'd eat an orange.

What's next, apple juice with juicy chunks of apple? Milk with juicy bits of cow?

I was talking to one of my co-workers about this and he brought up the Michael Jackson allegation that he was giving red wine to kids in a Diet Coke can, calling it "Jesus Juice".

Ugh, I don't want to know what juicy bits were in that!


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