Guided by psychos - see what I mean?

The adventures of a mostly-blind Irish guy in NY, and the well-meaning but obvious nutcases I contantly meet thereof

Thursday, March 17, 2005

The Time Machine and Vaseline Dreams

I finally shaved.. it'd been probably close to two weeks.

Someone at work was teasing me, saying, "Who's that boy??!"

So as punishment I subjected then to Ween's Spinal Meningitis song at the end of the day, so it'll play in their heads when they sleep tonight.


Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down


Someday, when my co-workers are old and senile, they'll be glad I buried this song deep in their psyche.

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