Guided by psychos - see what I mean?

The adventures of a mostly-blind Irish guy in NY, and the well-meaning but obvious nutcases I contantly meet thereof

Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy Independence Day

Get the neighbors and fire up the BBQ for burgers and hot dogs.

In a related story, scientists have created zombie dogs, canines frozen and then thawed out hours later with no brain damage.

(insert your own damn Dr. Frank-N-Furter joke here)

They tried it on cats, but scientists were later unable to distinguish whether their brains were impaired or not.

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