Guided by psychos - see what I mean?

The adventures of a mostly-blind Irish guy in NY, and the well-meaning but obvious nutcases I contantly meet thereof

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Robot Chicken

Watch this show. Download it, TiVo it, whatever.
Especially if you were born between 1960 and 1980.

Darth Vader: Turn to the dark side and join me.
Luke: I'll never join you! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
Darth Vader: No, Luke.... I AM YOUR FATHER.
Luke: THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Darth Vader: And Princess Leia is your sister.
Luke: THATS NOT TRUE! THATS....... improbable.
Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by EWOKS!
Luke: THATS......... very unlikely.
Darth Vader: And as a child, I built C3-P0!
Luke: Huh?

Later.....
Darth Vader: And the Force..... well thats just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called "midi-chlorians".
Luke: Look... if you dont want to take this seriously, I'm out.

^Snipped from Chilly Melbourne

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